The feeling you get when you show up to a really classy party and everyone’s talking about art and books and music you’ve never heard of and the only thing you can talk about is an episode of The Bachelorette you watched recently and you just kind of shrug it off because life’s too short to be all snooty.
That feeling you get when you decide that even though you have absolutely no money whatsoever, you’re still going out with your friends, and partying your butt off because you can always deal with everything else tomorrow.
That feeling you get when you’re in a massive argument with a friend and you realize that you’re being completely and totally ridiculous but you’re not sure how to apologize because you’re still too pissed about it.
That feeling you get when you’re getting ready in the morning and you somehow manage to get tooth paste all over your outfit and you look in the mirror and think “I’m a college graduate and I can’t even clean myself, what am I doing with my life?”
That feeling you get when you’re spread out on the couch and the air conditioner is at the perfect temperature and you know it’s super hot outside and part of you thinks you should be out enjoying the nice day, but the other part of you knows that watching The Travel Channel all day is a way better use of your Sunday.
That feeling you get when you decide that if you’re going to spend over $10 on a burrito with all the fixings you’re going to eat the whole damned thing in one sitting and deal with the consequences later, if God didn’t want you to eat it all he wouldn’t have invented it in the first place.